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11-17-2006, 04:51 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #1 | | Admin getting yoked
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ohio
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Quote:
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when an the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an idiot. ...............So, He sent me."
| got this off bb.com bpp posted it
thought it was really cool | 
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11-17-2006, 05:01 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #2 | | Bodybuilder
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Rep Power: 328 | my post has been edited!!!
Last edited by body sculpter; 11-18-2006 at 10:06 AM.
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11-17-2006, 06:52 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #3 | | Muscular
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia. Age: 20
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Rep Power: 26 | haha. thats great  . | |
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11-17-2006, 07:29 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #4 | | Extreme Bodybuilder
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Rep Power: 101102 | I read this a few weeks ago, great read. | |
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11-17-2006, 08:18 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #5 | | Gym Legend
Join Date: Oct 2006 Age: 18
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11-18-2006, 09:42 PM
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Marine and a Teacher Post #6 | | Bodybuilder
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: TX Age: 20
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Rep Power: 703 | Nice. Marines are badass. I wonder if that's true story? Probably not. | |
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