Happy 4th people. Here are Condor's rules:
-Do spend time with family, friends, and loved ones if possible
-Do throw fine meats on your grill
-Do reflect on the history of this date
-Do feel free to swell up on a little American pride
-Do NOT dump giant amounts of tea into the harbor, wear a powdered wig, or pick a fight with a man just because he's British...
-Do not follow the first rule exclusively on holidays
-Lastly, point in safe direction, light fuse, and GET AWAY
Stay safe and have fun!